Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I Write Like Ernest Hemingway

According to this site. And I only had to submit five or six entries before Hemingway came up. Before that, I wrote like David Foster Wallace and Stephen King and Nick Hornby.

Yeah, the site's a proven fraud but did anyone really think it wasn't?

5 comments:

  1. Just stay away from hunting rifles, okay?

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  2. You may now refer to me as Mr. David Foster Wallace. Ahem.

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  3. Now wait a minute. From the unofficial David Foster Wallace website:

    "We have incredibly sad and shocking news. According to news sources, David Foster Wallace hanged himself at his home on September 12, 2008."

    Creepy.

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  4. Jason,

    No problem there. Stashed 'em away after my last African safari.

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  5. Mike,

    Hmmm, maybe this website favors suicidal writers. . . for a reason!

    (Cue Twilight Zone music!)

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